So, apparently I can do a really good British accent...well, according to my mom, that is. I really don't know what a good British accent sounds like, since I don't live in "Brit-land" (what me and best bud Kelsey call England/Britain). Though, when I was at Hallmark in the mall with my mom, a lady that was working the counter was
clearly from England. I was, literally, like floored. I LOVED her accent so much. It was almost to the point where I wanted to run up to the woman and tell her just how much I adored her accent. That probably would have freaked her out, though, so I chose not to.
My mom thought it was hilarious, though, when the lady started to talk to me. I was holding two stuffed animals, and she said: "Are you ready to check out?" (or something along those lines, 'cause she had a heavy accent) and I said, "Oh, not quite yet. I'm waiting for my
mum, whose over there." Cue me pointing to the gift bag section. I was so wrapped up in listening to her accent that I didn't even realize I was slipping into one myself. Way to go, Ash, way to go.
The moral of this story is: Just stick with the accent you were born with. Odds are: you will mess up in front of someone who actually
has that accent, and you'll look like a freak for trying to imitate it. Ugh, sometimes life is just stressful...I'm sure you all understand.
I need sleep. Now.
Love always,
Ashley